Episode IV - Hope This Works

Welcome to Got Me A Movie. I'm almost positive that the Internet doesn't have any sites dedicated to motion pictures. I seek to rectify this. Within this blog you will find previews of movies, reviews of movies and if I can keep my laptop cool enough, uploaded images from movies.



I think it's worth noting that I have absolutely no major connections within the industry, so you can rest assured that everthing you read here is utterly uninformed. That is my guarantee to you.







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Sunday 30 January 2022

MAUS: A Survivor's Tale

 

Maus is essential. While Writer/Artist Art Spiegelman may not have the same notoriety as the Frank Millers and Alan Moores of the industry, his intimate account of his Father's experience during the Holocaust is arguably more important than anything that those two titans have written. What's that? Watchmen made Time Magazine's Top 100 Novels in 2005? Maus bagged the Pulitzer in '92.


It is utterly essential.

The complete Maus is a compilation of two volumes, 'My Father Bleeds History' and 'And Here My Troubles Began' and charts first Vladek Spiegelman's time at the beginning of the war, dodging the Reich, and then the devastating account of the time he spent in Auschwitz. His tale is a story within a story with each chapter bookended by present day Vladek recounting his story to his increasingly horrified son.

You're unlikely to have read anything quite like this. It's dark, bleak, miserable and completely relentless. If you When you read it, try to experience it in one sitting but be sure to set aside a good hour after to recover. It's Vladek's disarmingly frank recounting of events that makes his experience so difficult to stomach. We are used to hearing about the holocaust through stories. True stories yes, but never as bare and exposed as this. To hear the holocaust retold in such an anecdotal fashion, and to read Vladek's words verbatim (Spiegelman used transcripts of his recorded interviews with his father) humanises the Holocaust in devastating fashion. 

Reading a book sub-titled 'A Survivor's Tale' you would imagine some light at the end of the tunnel but it never really lets up. Yes Vladek survived the Holocaust but, his journey followed him home. The damage was already done. Spiegelman makes no attempt to paint his father as an Oskar Schindler, Vladek's priority was himself and his wife and as the War raged on and their plight worsened Vladek had to make some awful decisions. He was a good man but his experiences hardened him, making him a stubborn and difficult individual is his later years. Present day Vladek's strained relationship with his second wife breaks the tension with some humour but after a while that "take my wife, please" comedy only highlights how socially detached and isolated Vladek became.


While the historical portions of Maus takes Vladek's view point, the present day bookends follow Spiegelman himself as he tries to make sense of his Father's ordeal. As much a part of the audience as the reader he acts as our stand in, vocalising our horror. You can sense the catharsis as he takes in Vladek's story. Obviously he knew Vladek was a Holocaust survivor but here he truly understands what happened to him and it helps him rebuild his relationship with his Father. It's fascinating seeing an artist/author experiencing something so personal while trying to write the very book you're reading. Mid way through Maus it begins to take it's toll and Spiegelman even questions whether he should finish it. That personal connection as he agonises over the book elevates Maus even further.


As a Graphic Novel, Spiegelman's book is as perfect an example as you can get of how to use illustration to enhance the story. Perhaps more so than any other, Maus could only work as well as it does in the Graphic medium.


Using animals (mice as Jews, cats as Nazis, pigs as Poles) to portray the various ethnicities and nationalities is a striking image decision and as you read the story that it's relevance becomes clear. Running far deeper than the obvious cat and mouse metaphor Spiegelman uses the animals to highlight the absurdity of what happened during those dark years. Spiegelman himself has said that the metaphor self destructs and that that was his intention. It's about exposing the idiocy and futility of racial segregation and persecution.

It's also about identity. In the book, when Vladek attempts to move around the Polish town of Sosnowiec, he literally places a pig mask over his face to pass as a Pole and hide the fact he is a Jew. It's a small detail but one that speaks volumes and emphasises how much these people lost even from the beginning. Not just their homes and belongings but their identity. That idea of identity reaches even further. Later in the book we see a prisoner in the camps pleading with the guards, insisting he is a German. His face changes from mouse to cat then back again as the guards decide what to do with him, further illustrating the absolute insanity.


You might assume that the animals lessen the impact of the holocaust and soften the barrage of emotional blows but it's far from true. Spiegelman's characters are presented as animals but they are very human, their suffering very real, and it's none more apparent than when Vladek is finally brought to Auschwitz.

There is imagery here that will never, ever be filmed. We were taught about the gas chambers and burnings in school but it's the smaller accounts of cruelty that will chill you. The horror (and there really is no other word to describe it) isn't held back. Spiegelman illustrates the camps as Vladek describes. A picture paints a thousand words but by marrying both (his pictures, his father's words) he presents an Auschwitz that is as nothing less than hell on earth. Maus doesn't hold your hand through Vladek's misery, it takes you by the back of the neck and forces you to examine and experience the nightmare that was Auschwitz. For that and countless other reasons it is an absolute masterpiece.

It's easy to fall head first into that kind of hyperbole with a book like Maus. Any account of the Holocaust packs a punch before a page is read but that familiarity is a double edged sword. That period in our history is so infamous and so well documented that we've become desensitised to it. We've seen the films and studied the history books. We think we know what happened during the Holocaust, but while we may be able to imagine what happened, we will never understand it. Maus maybe the closest thing you will get to actually spending an afternoon with a survivor. Spending it with Vladek Spiegelman is an extraordinary experience and it's what makes the book so important, so essential. With Maus, Art Spiegelman didn't reinvent a superhero or deconstruct a genre. He gave us his Father.

Tuesday 18 May 2021

Got Me a Movie: The Podcast. Episode 3. The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

 


The Falcon and the Winter Soldier comes agonisingly close to being great. Dan and Mike discuss what worked, what didn't and what the rest of the MCU looks like.

Links below. 




Monday 3 May 2021

Marvel Studios offers a glimpse at Phase 4 to remind us they still make movies.



Despite some bumps it looks, at least for now,  like Marvel's foray into television is off to a strong start. The Falcon and The Winter Soldier is reportedly Disney+'s biggest series yet and both it and Wandavision each received favourable reactions from critics and fans.

But they're still in the movie game! And have graced us with a sneak peak at the next phase of films including our first look at Eternals and the titles for the Black Panther and Captain Marvel sequels:



That's a lovely little reel, and some nice sentiments from Stan Lee. I really miss the cinema and if I see the inside of one in the next five years I'll be happy.

The Eternals footage looks nice. That's certainly the cast all stood together. 

The reveal of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and The Marvel's is a pretty exciting thing to drop out of the blue. 'Wakanda Forever' gives very little clues about the story Ryan Coogler has come up with but it feels like a nice tip of the hat to the late Chadwick Boseman. 

The Marvel's suggests something of a buddy movie featuring Carol Danvers, Kamala Khan and possibly Monica Rambeau. We've seen Brie Larson and Teyonah Parris in action before and newcomer Iman Vellani will be debuting in Ms Marvel later this year. Kamala Khan is a fan favorite to say the least and her joining the film series is exciting.

The final image is another tease of the arrival of the Fantastic Four. We all got a little over excited about a potential Reed Richards cameo in Wandavision. In hindsight that "fourth time's the charm" entry is too far off for the principals to start popping up in things but with any luck there should be casting news in the next few months.

All in all a rather exciting drop for a bank holiday weekend.

Thursday 8 April 2021

How much steam does The Simpsons have left?

 


The Simpsons has had an odd few years. The consensus seems to be that it has "gotten better" (I'm a religiously season 1-8 man so I'll have to take everyone's word for it) but with that has come a pretty substantial cultural reckoning following complaints about non white characters being voiced by an exclusively white cast.

I will sit firmly on the fence on this one. I have neither the perspective nor the intellect to offer anything that hasn't been said already and better (from both sides of the discussion). Hari Kondabolu's The Problem with Apu makes the case against, and while I generally dislike contemporary audiences judging thirty year old TV shows by today's standards... this thirty year old TV show is still on. It's a very unique situation and Fox don't seem to really know what to do, with responses from the Simpsons camp ranging from admirable to very disappointing.

What I will say from my atop my fence is that simply yanking Apu from the show and recasting Carl Carlson isn't going to cut it. There has been much fanfare about the white cast stepping back from voicing the BAME characters, but while everyone has been nodding in woke approvement the number of black or asian characters in Springfield has increased by exactly zero. It doesn't really feel like anyone has won here.

Time will tell how Fox deal with this, but what is certain is that the show has been renewed for a 33rd and 34th season and there doesn't appear to be any signs it's wrapping up.

I lied earlier when I said I'm exclusively season 1-8. I recently watched the 15th episode of Season *sigh* 32. This wasn't by chance, it was following a text from a friend despondently informing me that the show has once again retconned how Homer and Marge met. In "Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?" we learn that Homer was in fact a teenager during the early nineties. We know this because he has a Tone Loc poster and wears a TShirt that says "Hip Hop". It's just awful and not even the first time the show has done this. Season 19's "That 90s Show" had Homer and Marge in their late twenties meeting in the mid nineties. (I consider this a new episode and IT'S THIRTEEN YEARS OLD!)

I realise complaining about a lack of narrative continuity in the Simpsons in 2021 is like complaining about the fly in my bowl of flies but for crying out loud. If the well is that dry just end it...

Or...

Tear up the script and take a chance on something new. In all likelihood the series won't last indefinitely, it feels like it's in its death throes so why not change the format and have the family age in real time? Bart has been ten years old for thirty two years! It's no wonder they have no idea what to do with them. It was in 2002 that South Park pointed out that The Simpsons had done everything. Isn't there more drama in seeing Bart and Lisa becoming teenagers? Seeing Maggie grow? How would the family deal with Grandpa passing away? Alright that last one might be a bit too far. 

I don't want the Simpsons to become a Terence Malick film but anything to drag the series away from "zanniest possible situation" and back to something resembling the funny, touching family drama that made the series the gold standard of TV has to be worth at least trying right? 

Or we could do an episode where it turns out Professor Frink is actually Lisa's grandson or something.

Tuesday 6 April 2021

Got Me a Movie: The Podcast. Episode 2: Zach Snyder's Justice League

 


Dan and I watched Zach Snyder's Justice League in 48 ten minute sessions and give our thoughts on the film, Warner Bros handling of the franchise and whether or not fish need universal credit.

Spotify and YouTube links below!


Game of Thrones is ten years old. Hands up who cares...


Yesterday HBO announced the 'Iron Anniversary', a month long celebration commemorating the ten year anniversary of the Game of Thrones series premiere. 

“This April, to mark the 10th anniversary of the hit series’ premiere, HBO has launched The Iron Anniversary, a month-long celebration to commemorate the series, engage passionate fans, and ignite audiences’ excitement for the next iteration of the franchise, with “House of the Dragon” slated to begin production this year. A custom spotlight page on HBO Max with personalized curations, a binge-watching marathon, special-edition products, and more, will launch throughout the month,” HBO said in an official press release."

You have to admire their courage. Naturally the Internet hasn't quite gotten over that whole 'the last series was a dumpster fire' thing and like an angry crowd turning on a struggling comic Twitter had something to say.

It's not surprising that HBO would want to drum up a bit of buzz to celebrate their global phenomenon, and while I wasn't expecting a month long apology tour, I think "misreading the room" is the phrase that applies here.

It's pretty incredible just how definitively the last six episodes of Game of Thrones undid it's legacy. Not since Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films had a fantasy series so dominated popular culture. Game of Thrones was everywhere. In the final years you'd have struggled to find someone who wasn't engrossed, and while it had its ups and downs the series had the kind of momentum and audience that most shows could only dream of.

During its run the show garnered a staggering one hundred and sixty Emmy nominations, taking home fifty nine, it's finale drew close to twenty million viewers and critics would regularly name it in the same breath as The Wire, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos.

But for all that acclaim and feverish devotion from legions of fans ... no one talks about it anymore. No one revisits it. No one dresses as dothraki. People have certainly stopped calling their daughter Khaleesi. My wife and I regularly try and decide if Dexter or GoT had the worst finale, but Dexter's decline was so protracted the finale barely registered, and frankly it was so bonkers it's at least good for a laugh. Even Lost, with its baffling final season still generates some discussion. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof arguably face planted that finale but there was at least ambition there.

Game of Thrones by contrast shat the bed in the worst possible way. It's no secret that by the sixth series the show had surpassed the books, leaving show runners David Beniof and D.B. Weis to cobble together the last third of this epic saga from notes and half finished ideas scribbled down by George RR Martin. Rather abruptly all the character work and personal relationships took a back seat to the plot lurching forward at a breakneck speed culminating in a finale that felt rushed, truncated and deeply unsatisfying. 

Even the most forgiving fans would be hard pushed to defend it. 

At the time of writing there are currently four hundred and eighty two spin offs and prequels currently in development and I just can't see where the appetite for any of it is. Even decades long fans of George RR Martins A Song of Ice and Fire book series seem to have lost their enthusiasm for his remaining books with some wondering if he'll even bother finishing them at all now.

Maybe "House Stark: Ned's Revenge" or "Arya: Fury Road" will be runaway successes but the chances of lightning striking twice are slim to none. Game of Thrones was almost one of the best television shows of all time. Ten years later, no one cares.


Sunday 21 March 2021

Justice League: Bigger, Longer Uncut

 


Disclaimer: I intended to rewatch the 2017 theatrical cut of Justice League before watching Zack Snyder's Justice League but I have a three year old and my evenings are precious. Instead I watched the Snyder cut over two nights.

Call me Nostradamus, Zack Snyder's Justice League is indeed better than 2017's Justice League. It's more cohesive, tonally consistent, at times thrilling, and it's villain has some form of motivation and no longer looks like complete ass. 

It's also four hours long despite sharing the same basic, paper thin, plot that the theatrical version had. Unless Bruce Springsteen is involved nothing should be four hours long, and while the film is a significant improvement over the previous debacle, this is the 'everything but the sink' version and it predictably suffers for it.

With that said though I actually enjoyed Justice League 2021... for the most part. The general story beats are the same but I was taken aback by just how different the film is, having assumed I would just be watching longer versions of scenes I'd endured four years ago. Warner Brothers didn't just have Joss Whedon pop some gags in here and there; huge portions of the film are markedly different. In the main the scenes that are simply extensions are the action sequences. Here Zack Snyder is entirely unfiltered, taking advantage of the new R Rating by lopping off limbs and heads and living out some weird angsty teenage fantasy. It's spectacular and exhausting. Snyder can throw together an action sequence like no other but when every skirmish is presented like the Battle of Helm's Deep the effect is numbing. That's Snyder in a nutshell, in a vacuum the scenes are breathtaking but as part of a whole the entire thing collapses under it's own weight. 

Far more effective are the character beats peppered throughout the opening (sigh) two hours. None of the characters will be studied in literature classes but there are a number of nice additions that give our heroes some badly needed extra dimension.

No one benefits from this more than Ray Fisher's Cyborg. Even without the behind the scenes unpleasantness, I can't imagine Fisher would have been happy with how utterly gutted his role was in the theatrical cut. I would have been hard pressed to describe Victor Stone beyond 'the robot one' in 2017 but here he is close to being the heart of the picture. Following a car crash that killed his mother and nearly him, he is resurrected by his scientist father with the help of an alien artifact. But despite being able to talk to machines, fly and turn his body into any assortment of weapons he remains locked away and bitter at the man who did this to him. Joe Morton had little more than a cameo in the previous film as Victor's father Silas Stone but he is a main player here and the relationship between the two men is an emotional core the previous version simply didn't have.  

Poor old Ben Affleck continues to be decent in a very odd version of Batman. 2016's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice kneecapped this franchise from the off with a litany of bad decisions but they really wrote themselves into a corner by introducing a retired Dark Knight and presenting him as something of a dimwitted asshole. Granted both he and Superman were dimwitted assholes but having Bruce constantly calling Superman a beacon and the best thing since sliced bread when an hour before that same Superman died Bruce was smashing a sink over his head... it's just odd and try as it might the film doesn't really rehabilitate him by the end.   

Wonder Woman still gets the thankless task of explaining every aspect of the plot in long, painfully dry monologues. Gadot is a fine Wonder Woman but none of the warmth or charm of her solo outing is here, and apparently none of it was on the cutting room floor either. There is a glimmer in an early scene where she inspires a young admirer but for the rest of the film Diana scowls and frowns and gives history lessons. Snyder did however make damn certain to utilise Diana's battle prowess in the action sequences because of course he did. In fact her introductory action beat will have you questioning why the team even needs Superman, or the Flash for that matter.

Speaking of The Flash, both his and Aquaman's roles remain relatively unchanged. I had no issue with Ezra Miller's performance in the original cut. The film takes itself agonisingly seriously and any comic relief is welcome, there is a terrific scene where Barry Allen saves Iris West that should never have gone. It's all set up for his solo adventures but it's character work so I'll take it. And Jason Momoa is Jason Momoa. Big, handsome, charismatic and handsome. And handsome.

There's not much more to say about Henry Cavill. He once again does his best with a really poorly written role that Snyder and co just can't seem to crack/understand (say what you want about Whedon but he at least understands what it is about Superman that has resonated for nearly 80 years). The resurrection of The Man of Steel is still absolutely absurd. There is a scene where the team work out they may be able to bring Supes back that borders on parody and when they do formulate a plan it's the same barely coherent guesswork as before (only this time there is more time to stress how incredibly risky the plan is). I'm not sure what the answer is here. Realistically you have to take Superman out of the game because he can punch people into the sun. I'm not sure killing him only to immediately bring him back is the way to go but there must have been something less ridiculous. It's the same issue the Russo's tried (and arguably failed) to tackle with Captain Marvel in Avengers Endgame, how do you create tension when your character can split a mountain in half?

On the villain side of things the only way was up for Steppenwolf, the film's central baddie. He's had a visual upgrade and benefits from a significantly beefed up backstory. Here, rather than the mastermind, he is a follower of Darkseid, DC's ultimate big bad, and is trying to win back the favour of his master. He's not giving Darth Vader or Hannibal Lecter a run for their money but the difference here is night and day. There is an almost pathetic desperation to his assault on Earth and in an extended attack on Themyscira he is a genuinely threatening presence. It's frankly bizarre how neutered he became under Whedon's direction given how well he seems to understand villains. There is plenty that could go from this version (we didn't really that ten minute Jason Momoa Davidoff advert) but everything about Steppenwolf is great and the improvement it makes to the film can't be overstated. 

So it's a ludicrously bloated, at times enjoyable and very silly film, but more than that it's a fascinating look at what an 'assembly cut' of these kind of enormous pictures are. We often hear directors describe initial cuts of films being four or five hours long before they are edited and cut down to a sane runtime. Well this is what that looks like. This is what  Zack Snyder's Justice League looks like when no one says "Zack that shot of Lois in the rain doesn't need to be forty minutes long". 

There is a decent, entertaining and very dopey two and half hour version of this film. If Warner had just held their nerve and hired someone to just finish what Snyder was doing they would have had a success... and saved $100 million dollars. People would have wanted that Cyborg movie, they would have been invested in Snyder's plan for a Justice League trilogy, they wouldn't had to have seen that insane moustache-less Henry Cavill. I don't think any version would have washed the stink of Batman v Superman off the franchise but it could have righted the ship instead of leaving the studio scrabbling to relaunch it.

To my surprise my overwhelming feeling after this, apart from exhaustion, was disappointment that the whole thing had been cut short. Snyder's proposed post apocalyptic final chapter is a bit much for my taste (there is a tease at the end of this that looks like a fan film) but it would have least been something different. As much as I heap praise on Marvel, they rarely, if ever, swing for the fences like this.

Through sheer willpower fans got Warner Brothers to #releasethesnyder cut. With Snyder done with the series the likely success of #restorethesnyderverse is slim and honestly, thinking about it, that's a bit of a shame.